Eating Clean Sucks

Do you want to punch babies? No? Well start clean eating!

Eating Clean Sucks
Photo by Katie Smith / Unsplash

Nothing makes you want to punch babies more than going from normal eating to restricted diets.

  • No Dairy
  • No Corn
  • No Caffeine
  • No Refined sugars
  • No Wheat

I'm on day one. I already had a fucked up morning. Every time I try this, something drastically bad happens in my life. At this point. I'm just expecting it. And now no coffee or the food I'm used to eating. And I'm getting a headache.

Why am I doing this? Obviously I hate myself. And I've had a persistent stomach ache I'm trying to figure out. Plus if the side effect of this is looking hotter, why not?

Why not go to the doctor? I live in the United States. It costs more money than trying to handle things myself and honestly, the doctor hasn't actually helped me for a long time. If I need something, I have better luck going to a compound pharmacy and talking with their doctors who are a prescription mill for the compound pharmacy. Everything in America is a scam or a lie.

I'm about to go kick a puppy now.